The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…