Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
