On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes