My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
