Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
