You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event