Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself