It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up