I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,