In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…