Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

I want what you want so I want a cow

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help