Talk Loudly and Carry a Big Stick
History’s first lesson–
the ABCs–
is that, unless coerced not to
people kill the ones they hate
History’s second lesson–
simple math–
is that there’s always a quorum
for hating Jews
History’s third lesson–
the social sciences–
is that when Jews form a minyan to pray
it will be said they are gathered to prey
History’s fourth lesson–
law school–
is that Jews are presumed guilty
until such time as a preemptive strike can be launched
History’s fifth and final lesson–
advanced physics (and Baruch Hashem, Jews are great at advanced physics)–
is that the only way to prevent such a preemptive strike
is the capacity to launch a nuclear strike
