I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…