In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something