Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating