Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

A being becomes human when you add meaning

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know