Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

I changed My mind By following My heart

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you