If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself