Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous