The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God