In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know