At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them