The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free