A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
Like it or not If you’re not mating for life You are mating for death The real meaning of free love, the… Is the freedom to choose
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
