The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief