It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
