Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing