Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love