A story as old as time
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works