The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when