God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…