“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love