The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone