I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue