I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies