Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life