When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved