It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
