Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news