God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

A being becomes human when you add meaning

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme