Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify