In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
