My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
