Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity