Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead