Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
