I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

I want what you want so I want a cow

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia