People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
