We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…