If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder