What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk