Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone