Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are