It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
I want what you want so I want a cow
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
