You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people