The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

I want what you want so I want a cow

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until